The F*ck*ng Americans

	Rich Gill Name: Richman VA Instrument: voice Age:24 Album that made you join the band: GN'R- Appetite for Destruction Give 5 random recommendations: Watch Chealsea Walls the movie Listen to Johnny Cash and The Clash try to keep the van insured Smoke hash with James from The Cardinal Sin Watch GG Allin videos with TJ from The Cardinal Sin CD you wanted to throw away right after you bought it: The new Libertines album First Concert attended: Michael Jackson - Bad Tour no lie! Other bands you've been in: Oddsagainstme, Brew Dogs, Switchblade Johnny, My Glenn Your Glen, Adam's Arsenal, Chandler Bong If women ran the Pentagon would missles and subs be shaped differently? No, because everyone has a dick fetish. All everyone needs, be it man, woman senator, or nun, is some serious deep dickin'. Fo shizzle ma nizzle

	Matt Schaller Name: Vace Cooper Instrument: Les Paul Age:24 Album made join band: Spacebike 5 random recommendations: watch Dave light his farts on fire build a tower out of picnic tables with your friends watch/buy The Young Ones 3 dvd set have a milkshake party take a shit on the john backwards, then wipe with your left hand if you’re right handed and your right hand if you’re left handed. CD throw away: filter/everclear First concert: filter/everclear Other bands: pennies for guido, flying leroy’s, oddsagainstme, southside Johnny and the switchblade rumblers What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Then you can turn into a fishy or a turtle.

	Jesse Bradley Name: JB Instrument: drums Age:21 Album made join band: Dire Straights- brothers in arms 5 random recommendations: set a fire chop down a tree fuck yourself rugby nap CD throw away: no answer First concert: The Nylons Other bands: the apocalypse, cesto If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read alright? No answer

	Chad Arnold Name: Cheetah Instrument: Guitar Age: 31 Album that made you join a band: AC/DC- High Voltage 5 random recommendations: sleep hot links Tube Power! Cheeseburgers. TRUTH CD throw away: Neil Young- Transformer First concert: Stryper/White lion Other bands: Quasi Government Agency, Grunt, one number principle, brew dogs, Oddsagainstme, Triple Hyena(The Fever) If it’s 0 degrees outside today, and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? 0 degrees celcius

	Marshall Lacount Name: mars dangerously Instrument: rickenbacker Age: 24 Album made join band: American Monsters, Chad made me do it. 5 random recommendations: Little brother, don't do what i done. journaling before bed making out with Rich keep two quarters for a phone call if you don’t take off your jacket, you won’t lose it. CD throw away: that one punk’o’rama comp with all those stupid bands First concert: my parents’ wedding Other bands: I’m a concert pianist and a rapper, the doom feet If you ate pasta and anti-pasta at the same time would you still be hungry? Only if one had meat sauce and the other had cream sauce.

	Jay Gielow Name: Tony Rochester Instrument: Supportive Bassist Age: 26 Album made join band: Minutemen- Double nickels on the dime 5 random recommendations: call your mother pack it up play rock’n’roll like it’s your last time find out your history smoke it up cd throw away: any Sheryl Crow first concert: John Denver when I was 5 other bands: villain, amy & jay, purebred mutt, supertroopers, the slifkas, the yard apes, the apes of yar, the butternuts, dirty sanchez, that fucking blues band in seattle If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? Buttery cat ass

	Band van Name: Johnny thunder Instrument: the ride Age: 14 Album made join band: sweet j.a.p., red aunts, sonic youth mix tape 5 random recommendations: wear shoes when you drive don’t use overdrive while pulling a trailer only tag cool stuff on the van never bring natural peanut butter in the van if you are in the passenger seat, stay the fuck awake cd throw away: shitty law of inertia comp first concert: destroy everything, king mother, the fucking americans other bands: none, I just recently changed careers from plumbing which came first, chicken or the egg? First I ate the chicken then I ate his leg.

	Kat Swenson Name: uhm…Kat Instrument: boobs, cell phone, money Album that made you join a band: every album I’ve ever loved Give 5 random recommendations: dance to Michael Jackson respect people(especially if you don’t like them) wear flip flops until snow covers your feet grab Jimmy James’ from The Cardinal Sin ass! Listen to Outkast Cd you wanted to throw away right after you bought it: second to last mxpx album First concert you attended: Amy Grant when I was 6, yuk it up fools. Other bands you’ve been in: not a damn one….oh wait…Three for the Americans, and I have my first rap album coming out late next year(if that stupid little white chick on MTV can do it so can I! “ …a,b,c and d cup….”what the fuck is that!) If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he naked or homeless? That turtle is shit out of luck cause his ass is naked, cold and he ain’t got no where to go.